He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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