Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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