Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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