I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Pi�atas plus fireworks don't mix well
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
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