We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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