3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
Randomize
