STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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