awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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