She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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