small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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