I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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