A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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