Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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