she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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