She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
i think i just lost a toe
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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