in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
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