She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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