it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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