Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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