Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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