Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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