just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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