i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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