Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
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