I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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