I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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