Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
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