low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Are we still banned from the library?
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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