i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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