I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
we're making bets on your personal life
She bit a glass in half.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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