I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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