Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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