My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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