Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
The cops high fived after they tackled you
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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