he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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