Dual....:-)
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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