nut hugger
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Mom said you looked used
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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