Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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