I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
honey bunches of taint.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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