we're blogging at a bar
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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