so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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