I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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