This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Randomize
