i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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