the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Randomize
