You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Randomize
