is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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