Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
