A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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