Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
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